What I'm Dating

Chet Porter published an article a while ago, the "5 Inanimate Objects You Date in College"
  He lists the five following things: 1. Homework 2.  Fast Food 3. Your Computer 4. Alcohol 5. Netflix   Which I totally agree with...  If I didn't live at home, I would probably have eaten a lot more fast food this past year.  Which I totally don't need.    I would add my bed though.  I have a pretty close relationship with it.  I tend to do a lot of my homework here, writing, thinking, even eating and drinking. Sadly that is an accurate description of my life.     Sad, but true. 

About My Mother's Day

Hey There! So this post about Mother's Day is later than I said it would be...but hey.  Better late then never.  :)   I made her a card with this lovely kit she had gotten for...no good reason. Because My mom is awesome.

And with this loverly kit I made her card!   Front: 

Inside:

  Back:  

    I also made her this cake with two circle pans and icing in between.  Then I decorated it.  :)    

   And I also bought her some roses and put them in a vase.

I put the flowers and the card on her nightstand when she was in the shower.  she really enjoyed it.  
And that is what I did for my mother on mother's day.

Weekend Update

So Went to Dayton this past weekend.  It was super fun.  

When I got in, i parked behind the house and walked over to the pie a professor event.  That was kinda fun to watch, but it was nice to see all these people.  It was fun chillin' and hanging with them.  I got to meet Mara and Kristen's littles, Ray, Mary, and Kathleen.  

Kristen and I then brought stuff back to the house and went to the bathroom. Kathleen, Maria (one of Amy's littles), and Caroline (Alex P's little), and Mara and Kristen and I went to dinner at Marycrest on Kathleen and Caroline's dime.  So that was super duper nice. It was nice meeting them and hanging out with them. 

 But then Nikki was coming and she was texting me and calling me letting me know when she was getting in.  I didn't realize she was so like I AM COMING TO SEE YOU!!!!  which is kinda scary.  Especially since we don't really talk all that often.  Basically we've never talked since we left.

So from texting matt and talking to him he knew i didn't really want to be with her one on one.  So I told him id Go there if that was at all possible.  Which it ended up as we were leaving Marycrest, Matt and Nikki were walking towards us.  I was soo excited to see Matt.  though he has this scraggly beard thing going on. It's interesting.  Us and the dinner crew went o the galley for ice cream.  which they didn't have any.  :(  so matt and nikki and I didn't want to go get a smoothie with everyone else, so we ended up going over to his house and hanging.Then she wanted to call? or got a call from Jordan... this gamer dude. That [name removed] made out with. that one.  So Nikki was like Lets go over the the commuter lounge and see him!  And matt was like yeah that sounds good.!  Its jordan!  I was like.. no, knowing it would be super awkward.  But i didn't want to be a downer for matt so i ended up going anyways.  Which it was really awkward.  Everyone was wearing black shirts (coincidence) and playing magic and other games.  I was ready to get the hell out of there so i texted mara and asked where they were so i could escape.  So I was like I am going to go meet up with some people.  Which i think i told matt it was Kristen and Mara.  So he was like I think I'm going to leave too.  And that was after I had said my goodbyes.  and then he took forever so I left.  He ended up calling me, which my phone was on silent. and met up with me outside the building.  We went over to Phi Rho and hung out on the porch.  They started talkign about all this stuff with hw and such.  And it was funny. Mara kept talking about how if someone would do the MATLAB code for her, she would perform sexual favors.  For realz.

Which is why Matt probs sent it to her.............

• Go inside
• awkwardness period
• ryan mooney
• kelsey
• ice cream.... but no ice cream
• richards brian bowman... that whole group of boys mark mehal, etc
• dumb game - star wars paradey
• left 
• kathleen and kristen
• drove kathleen home
• cody's 
• nick and hannah, taste, beer, go up, shot
• clean up
• cody drive us to hannah
• phone forgotten
• pancakes from nick
• chatting with hannah
• her stuff
• my stuff
• porch
• bed

• sat.
• get up
• wake up mara at 815
• wait around and go to cody's to get keys at 915
• hang out a wee bit 
• get milk and pop and cappachino
• spill up hill
• shower
• waffles11
• dishes
• walkby andrews thing super awk
• back home
• do hw at matts
•  go get flasks from cody
• go to house
• move tv
• go to matts
• go to house
• talk a wee bit
• get fusian with emily - zebra chocolate bread cookie
• eat fusian
• get things together to go over to sarah's to get ready
• get ready
• drink
• begin walking over
• sarah falls over
• bloody doctor
• go to mcguiness
• go to dance
• cinci is there
• dance dance dance
• drink drink drink
• in bathroom with purse and cop lady walks in with kristen almost drinking
• katie ranting about she's no longer 00 
• katie drinking
• katie ordering champagne
•  sraah gets jumped on
• tells me about jess at gavel
• would never enddd
• two buses
• went back to sarah's
• srah and asthma
• kim emily mara and i to house with kristen to drop stuff off
• abrs? not bars
• animal crackers
• emily passes out
• kim goes home
• mara and i go to see if andrew is still having a party
• matt is up
• go in.  stand around.  sit
• watch tv
• talk about oging to bars
• go to kitchen
• disgusting pizza
• water
• smore
• lick mara's finger
• boob talk
• southpark on netflix
• mara wants to watch porn
• snuggling
• leave
• foot hurts
• forgot clutch
• go back get it
• he meets me outside
• mara iswaitingforme.
• wantsto make sure i'm not mad
• i admit i am jealous of her, though its not her fault he was on her.
• she did bitehim.
• yay!
• uncomfy couch
• sleep

• wake up
• pillow talkwith emily
• michael in scotland
• get up
• clean up
• make up
• get house ready for whatcha callit
• bbq
• chill
• mary kayparty.... narrow hooded eyes round face
• wait around for matt to respond cuz i want to get out.
• end up maybe thinking about being thealumni chapter chairperson
• have emails to send
• go to matts, but he wasabout to go out the door to the library so it was a quick goodbye...nice hug though.
• it was good, cuz i was ready to fall apart
• bye to ryan 
• bye to tadj... did a dig at him about how he is actually going to hug me for once.
• go to phi rho
• say goodbye to them.  get rid of last of vodka... sarah is still upstairs
• drop flasks off say a quick hi bye to kaylea
• go home

wednesday - pi day

• wake up
• get ready
• go to emma's
• can't find phone
• in underware drawer
• art museum
• parking sucked
• door

• qualifications for emma liking painting
• water
• architecture
• two men
• animal

• Chicago talk
• go see stegosauris
• go to little Italy
• up and down the road
• parking sucked in little Italy
• found parking lot
• ate two dollars
• mama santa's
• drop emma off
• come home
• begin iron on onto the tee shirts

Sunday the 11th

Today, we got up and went to church.  But, before I even got up, my uncle called cuz he has a cold. Awww… the poor baby…  but whatever.  We just went to church and it was chill. 

Then we had lunch at Red Robin.  It was yummy.  We have a normal server, and she didn’t ask where our grandma and uncle were.  Surprisingly.

Upon arriving home ended up chilling for a bit.  Watched some TV.  Then my parents decided to go on a walk.  But ended up talking to the neighbors instead.  Which is a good thing cuz the Timko’s came in early.  And they walked in on me sleeping on the couch.  Which was semi awkward, but life goes on. 
Watched pirates four, that was ok.  Nothing terribly awesome.  But ok. 
During pirates I began working on compiling weird sex laws to make into a book for Kristen because the other night I started telling Mara and she told me that Kristen wants a list for when she travels and, “has all the sex.”

Then I eventually got the hangover 2 and saw that.  It was pretty awesome.  And it was pretty awkward to watch with my parents, but life goes on.

I don’t think I did much of anything memorable. But that’s ok.  

Saturday the 10th

Today I woke up at 945 by my dear friend Mara’s text telling me her speedometer is broken.  Which I told her wasn't cool, then proceeded to go back to sleep.  I actually got up at like 1215 and got ready for my dad's work friend to come by and visit for a wee bit.  She's a hari Krishna, so that was interesting trying to prepare for her arrival.  When she arrived she brought her grandson, so I got to bring up the trains for him and me to play with.  I got to build the track.  It was.... interesting. Then I didn't do shit until my family left for vespers.  Which was nice to be alone then.  I hung up my clothes, and then proceeded to put them away.  Then my mom’s like oh we're going to go to dinner, pick you up in 15.  So then I got to get ready [ruining my plan of staying in my pj's and bra-less all day] and somehow I magically looked presentable.  I even wore jeans [holy shit, things are getting real]. As if jeans weren't fancy enough, I even put makeup on! (I did a good job at disguising my ugly). And my hair looked pretty!  Then we got to the restaurant, and............  Well there was a wait.  So we didn't eat there.  We went home.  Then fixed the vans rust spots with rustoleum, and then picked the pizza up for dinner.  Now I’m thinking I’m all dolled up with nowhere to go.  So I text my good friends Cassidy and Emma trying to see if they like me enough to hang out tonight.  Which at 1040 at night seems like it will be a negatory.  boo. 

So that's the day of Saturday.