Showing posts with label How to. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How to. Show all posts

Monday, August 5, 2013

How to Get Rid of Fruit Flys

For ABSOLUTELY no reason there are sooo many fruit flies in my house.  To get rid of them I have found an easy, safe, and non-chemical way to get rid of them.
 
In a short glass, put a couple ounces of apple cider vinegar, and a bit of dish soap.  Then swirl it around so the dish soap dissolves. Set it  out, and the flies will come to drink up the cider, but their wings will cause bubbles to form.  Then the drown.
And that's how you get rid of fruit flies! 

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Saturday, January 5, 2013

How to Flirt

Now that I am single, I need to know how to flirt.

I should stop doing this (via #whatshouldwecallme )

When everyone else is in a relationship

And I’m just like,


I have found some very good descriptions of how others are flirting and have related them to my own experiences of said, 'flirting' . 

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That is how I flirt. Please contact me.  I am on it.  :)  Ha.  Plus blogger and tumblr and instagram and.... haha

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I am pretty sure I have literally done something like that.
"Wow your eye's are so pretty!"
"thanks. Bananas are food"
"uhh..... okk...."

#Storyofmylife

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First date conversation.  You like stuff? Awesome.  I like stuff.  What stuff you ask?   uhhh....  Well... I do a lot of breathing.  and sleeping.  and some other things.  Yes.  I know I am awkward.  thank you. Pretty sure that this describes my first date accurately.