Southpark

In my sophomore year, Mara and I picked out these quotes from a book full of memorable quotes from the TV show on comedy central, Southpark.  I wrote them on papers and then they were put on the door. I still have those papers and I figured why not just write out what they were here, so I can finally get rid of them.

• Hybrid cars don't cause smugness, people do.
• I'm starting to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute onto a bull.
• Who put his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha?
• Stan, don't you know the first law of Physics? Anything that matters cost $6.
• With gentic engineering, we can correct all of God's horrible mistakes... like German people.
• The strength of this country is to do one thing and say another.
• Remember: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
• Look children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs.  Stay away from  them. There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called: COLLEGE!
• Part of being a woman is having a friend the one day, then calling her a slut the next.
• Using logic and reason isn't enough.  You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you. 
• What do you know about girls?  They're the ones with vagina's in them.
• I believe you shouldn't get high to make up ideas.  You should make up an idea, then get high to reward yourself.
• Wait, isn't there a rule about not getting into cars with strangers? Not when there's money involved stupid!
• If you want to be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us, and listen to the same music we do.
• It's a man's obligation to stick his boeration into a woman's seperation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
• Cool people leave before they overstay their welcome.
• Phillip and I have learned an important lesson.  that when you go through a lot with somebody, you can't let trite things come between you.  That's right Terence, you should only let things come between your ass cheeks!
• 1/4 of American's are retards.  Lets take a sample. There's four of us, and you're a retard. That's 1/4
• This is America, and in America if something sucks you're supposed to be able to get your money back.
• Look, people have it so good in America that they get bored very easily.  And when people get bored, they start protesting things.
• You need to have a life, have fun.  Then ruin it by having a serious relationship.

And there we go.  Those are the quotes.  Hope you enjoyed them!  :D