I had fun learning about all these laws, hope you enjoy reading about them! :)
In Alabama…
· Sex toys may not be purchased.
· You may not seduce a “chaste woman by means of temptation, arts, deception, flattery, or a promise of marriage.”
· In Headland, no female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane.
In Alaska…
· Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets within Fairbanks city limits.
In Arizona…
· The State Supreme Court considereds it perfectly all right for women to go topless in public, since breasts weren’t deemed private parts.
· In Alexandria, Husbands may not have sex with their wives if their breath smells of sardines, garlic, or onion.
In Arkansas…
· Oral sex is considered to be sodomy
· In Little Rock, Flirtation between a man and woman on the streets may result in a thirty-day jail term.
In California…
· No partner may reach climax before the other during foreplay.
· Your animals cannot mate publicly within 1500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
· In Bakersfield, if you are going to have sex with Satan, you must use a condom.
· In Los Angelos, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
· In San Francisco, If you are a prostitute, you do not have to make change for bills over $50.
· In Ventura County, your cats and dogs need a permit to have sex.
In Colorado…
· In Alamosa, keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
· In Durango, it is illegal to go out in public dressed in clothing “unbecoming” on one’s sex.
· In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
In Connecticut…
· No “private sexual behavior between consenting adults” is allowed to occur.
In Delaware…
· Getting married on a dare is grounds for annulment.
· In Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
· In Rehoboth Beach, you may not change your clothes in a vehicle, nor may you change into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom.
In Florida…
· Two people cannot commit “unusual acts” together.
· You can’t have sex with a porcupine.
· A man cannot kiss his wife’s breasts.
· It is an offense to shower in the nude.
· If you’re a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you cannot parachute on a Sunday afternoon.
· Oral sex is illegal.
· Only the missionary position is legal.
· If a prostitute is caught, they are given spending money, a five-year banishment, and a bus ticket out of town. (usually to DC)
· Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and lvie together in the same residence.
· In Daytona Beach, you may not molest the trash cans.
· In Miami, Men cannot be publicly seen in any kind of strapless gown.
· In Tampa, Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing.”
In Georgia…
· Sex between unmarried couples is illegal.
In Hawaii…
· You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time.
In Idaho…
· You cannot engage in any type of PDA for more than eighteen minutes.
· In Coeur d’Alene, you can make love while parked in your car. The cops can’t walk up and knock on your window. If they think sex is taking place, they must drive up from behind, honk their horn three time and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of their car to investigate.
In Illinois…
· It is mandated that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
· In oblong, you cannot have sex on your wedding day if you are fishing or hunting.
In Indiana…
· No oral sex may be performed.
In Iowa…
· There is a five minute time limit to make out.
· In Ames, a man may not take more than three swallows of beer while holding his wife in his arms in bed.
· In Ottumwa, “it is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted.
In Kansas…
· In Wichita, one may be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
In Kentucky…
· In some townships, you cannot marry the same man three times.
· “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.”
In Louisiana…
· You may streak, so long as you can prove to a court beyond a doubt that you have no “lascivious intent.”
In Maine…
· There are no weird sex laws to be found. :(
In Maryland…
· In Halethorpe, you cannot smooch for more than one second.
In Massachusetts…
· Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
· A woman may not be on top in sexual activities
· Women may not wear heels over three inches in length while on the common.
· In Boston, two people may not kiss in front of a church
In Michigan…
· A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
· In Clawson, It is legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
· In Detroit, Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property
· In Detroit, Men are banned from “ogling” women while their car is in motion.
· In Kalamazoo, You may not serenade your girlfriend.
In Minnesota…
· It is illegal for a man to hook up with a LIVE fish.
· You may not sleep naked
In Mississippi…
· Men may not become sexually aroused in public
· A man may not seduce a woman by promising to marry her.
In Missouri…
· In Merryville, No woman can waste her natural waist. Wearing a corset is illegal because “the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”
In Montana…
· In Bozeman, there is to be no sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown—if they’re nude.
· In Helena, it is mandated that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
In Nebraska…
· Couples sleeping at a hotel must wear the clean, cotton nightshirt provided by the hotel, even when they have sex.
In Nevada…
· Sex without a condom is considered to be illegal.
· Members of legislature cannot conduct business, while in session, wearing a penis costume.
In New Hampshire…
· Lingerie cannot be hung on a clothesline at the airport unless the undies are carefully hidden from prying eyes by a “suitable screen.”
In New Jersey…
· In Liberty Corner, if the horn acciedentally sounds while a couple is frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face jail term.
In New Mexico…
· In Carlsbad, couples can have sex in their parked car during their lunch break, as long as the curtains are drawn.
In New York…
· Women may not be seen wearing “body hugging clothing.”
· Women may go topless in public, unless it is fro “business” reasons.
· You can be fined $25 for flirting. The law specifically prohibits men from turning aound on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” The second convictioin for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
In North Carolina…
· It is an offense to have sex in a graveyard.
· If you and your lover register as “Mr. and Mrs.” when checking into a motel, then you’re legally considered to be husband and wife.
· While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
· All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
· Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
· A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
· In Charlotte, Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
In North Dakota…
· Women may not wear a hat to a dancing function, or while dancing because you may be jailed.
In Ohio…
· In Cincinnati, anal sex is prohibited.
· In Cleveland, Women may not wear patent-leather shoes—a man might see the reflection of something “he oughtn’t!”
· In Oxford, it is illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
In Oklahoma…
· If you get arrested for soliciting a prostitute, your name and picture will be shown on TV.
· In Clinton, you are not allowed to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.
In Oregon…
· In Willowdale, Husbands can be fined for talking dirty during intercourse, their wives can say whatever they wish.
In Pennsylvania…
· 120 men can live together, but if more than 16 women do, it is a brothel.
· In Harrisburg, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
In Rhode Island…
· Any marriage where either party is an idiot or lunatic, is null and void.
· In Providence, it is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
In South Carolina…
· By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
· It is illegal to give or receive oral sex.
In South Dakota…
· In Sioux Falls, every room is required to have twin beds. The beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for one night. It’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
In Tennessee…
· In Dyersburg, Women are not allowed to call a man for a date.
In Texas…
· In San Antonio, there is to be no flirting.
· In Kingsville, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.
In Utah…
· Sex is allowed with an animal so long as you are not getting paid to do so.
· Marriage between first cousins is allowed once both parties are 65 years old.
· Sex with anyone besides your spouce is illegal.
· Adultery, oral and anal sex, and masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
· Polygamy is only a misdemeanor, as long as only the missionary position has been applied.
· In Tremonton, No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If you’re cauht, the woman can be charge with a sexual misdemeanor and “her name is to be published in the local newspaper.” the man isn’t charged, nor is his name revealed.
In Vermont…
· Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
· In Barre, all residents must bathe every Saturday night.
In Virginia…
· Oral and anal sex are illegal.
· You can only have sex in the missionary position.
· It is illegal for a man to have sexual relations if he is not married.
· Women may not be tickled.
· In Norfolk, A man may face sixty days in jail for patting a woman’s behind.
· In Norfolk, A women must wear a corset after sundown and be in the company of a male chaperone.
· In Romback, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
In Washington…
· You can have sex with an animal like an animal, if it weighs less than 40 pounds.
· You cannot have sex with a virgin under any circumstance—including the wedding night.
In Washington D.C.…
· Engaging in any sexual position other than the missionary position is illegal.
In West Virginia…
· It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal so long as it does not exceed 40 pounds.
· In Huntington, Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
In Wisconsin…
· In Connersville, A man may not fire his gun when his lover reaches climax.
In Wyoming…
· In Newcastle, Having sex in a walk-in meat freezer is banned.
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