Shit, Sex, Farts, Cops, Cars, Booze

the title for this post is basically what this past weekend was about for me.  :)

Let me explain what some of this means.  :)

Farts - There was a girl, Caroline who is a younger girl in Phi Rho.  She is super nice and friendly.  We were going around and saying different words that we thought were so funny when you hear them.  like penis...though not so much.  but shaft and penetration still are. :)  yay!  lol.  But Caroline thought fart is a funny word.  Which the way she says fart is so funny.  So it was funny to hear her keep  saying fart.  along with when farting actually occurred over the weekend.  That always got a lot of giggles. 

Cars - We rode around a bit.  But they relate to the cops topic too...  but we went to Mara's Bosses' house and hung out a bit there while we took care of the two dogs and three cats.  they were just so cute!!!!  I loved this one cat,  i could just hold him forever.... if he wasn't so shy.  the one dog always tried to bite your feet too.  that was annoying.  and scary at the time.  Not a big fan of animals biting my feet.

you can see (if you tilt your head sideways) one of the dogs, marley, watching tv.  It's tramp (from lady and the tramp) singing on the TV.  :)  it was just so cute I couldn't not take a picture! Just adorable

Cops - On Saturday Melissa (kristen's roommate, and my friend :)  )  lent one of her housemate's her car to go to the drug store to pick up a prescription.  Turns out when she was coming home she was about to turn left, and another car came around a left curve and scraped off the license plate and a bit of the bumper.   

there's the pic we sent to her dad.  It's basically fine.  She ended up going to some auto shop and they had her pay three dollars for a washer and bolts and screwing the license plate back in.  The car ripped the heads off the screw's.  so the people also drilled new holes so that it stayed in place.  :)
On that, we called the cops because initially it was thought that someone hit and run in the drug stores parking lot.  so the Dayton Cops came, but  because we realized it happened on campus, they referred us to the Dayton cops.  But they tend to be dicks.  So after asking about how to handle the situation with the cop, because there was no actual real damage done, they decided not to file a report.    

Cops part two - Yesterday Mara went to her boss's to take care of the dogs again.  And when she got back, she realized that her back plate was stolen. So we called the UD cops, because we saw it had to have happened in the parking lot. There were so many car with their license plate missing, or their back windshield wiper broken off, or their antenna broken off.  So she filed a report with the UD cops so that if someone actually stole it and tried to use it in a crime.  It was fun talking with the UD cops that came to take her report.  Of which we initially called the non emergency Dayton cops, then called the UD cops...neither of which Mara had in her phone.  So i gave it to her and waited with her and such.  She just has to move her front plate to the back so she has a lower probability of being pulled over. 

shit-well, not only did we talk shit, we talked about shit.  haha.... fun times. :)  

well,  I'll post about booze and sex another time.  maybe  ;)  we shall see what happens!!!!